Super Cool: The Michael Beasley Appreciation Post


After five days off that included a Mexican vacation and postponement of a Spurs matchup, the Timberwolves return to action tonight at Target Center. They face the two-time defending champion Miami Heat. The Wolves will be without Kevin Love, who is home with family mourning the loss of his grandmother. (Eds note: Best wishes to Love and family.)

The Heat has lost two consecutive games; the latter being a 20-point drumming by the Roseless Bulls on TNT. They’ve been without Dwyane Wade, but the reports on Twitter indicate he’s shooting around and might play tonight. That’s not good news for a Wolves team trying to get back to .500 without its own best player. In any event, it will be a fun game to watch because… well, LeBron James.

But we’re less interested in the MVP or his All-Star teammates than we are a former Timberwolf returning to Target Center with career-best numbers and a renewed sense of basketball purpose. That’s right, we’re talking about the one and only Supercool Mike Beasley, a longtime PDW favorite.

Beasley is only playing 17.6 minutes per game, but that’s 17.6 more than just about anybody expected after his famous regression from prized draft prospect and promising young talent to inefficient chucker who didn’t play defense but did get himself into off-court troubles. Beas isn’t just playing in Erik Spoelstra’s rotation. He’s playing REALLY well. His 23.2 points per 36 minutes is a career high. So is his 54.6 field goal percentage, which is downright ridiculous for a combo forward like himself.

Beas has always had obvious talent and it appears he’s finally begun to tap into it in a way that helps an NBA team win games. The Heat are playing 12.9 points better than opponents, per 100 possessions, with Beasley on the floor. Suffice it to say this is a sharp change from his recent seasons in Phoenix and Minnesota. It’s also way better than LeBron and the other Heat starters, which is probably unsustainable but nevertheless a reflection of how well he’s been playing.

For more on Supercool Mike’s improvement, check out Tom Haberstroh’s feature (Insider, sorry).

We thought it appropriate to preview tonight’s matchup by recalling our favorite Beasley stories.

Without further ado…

#10 – The Kevin Love 30/30 Game…in which Beas dropped 35 (Andy G)

Do you remember the game against the Knicks when Kevin Love scored 31 points and grabbed 31 rebounds?

So do I.

What you might not remember is that in the same game, Mike Beasley dropped 35 points and 4 assists. The performance inspired a John Hollinger feature story about the Wolves promising young forwards. He referred to Beas as “Carmelo Lite — a high-scoring 3 who can move up to the 4 with middling percentages and low assist rates.” Setting aside the backhanded nature of that statement (I don’t think John realized how cool of a player he was describing, but whatever) it evidenced a rare point of optimism during the Rambis years. That was a fun game and Beasley was a huge reason why.

#9: Freshman Year Domination (Andy G)

Mike Beas was the quintessential one-and-done, breezing past Big 12 competition as a freshman at Kansas State. He averaged over 26 points and 12 rebounds, shooting over 53 percent from the field and almost 38 percent from downtown.

The irony of Beasley starting his career on the cover of a publication called "Dime Mag" is awesome. (Photo credit: DimeMag)
The irony of Beasley starting his career on the cover of a publication called “Dime Mag” is awesome. (Photo credit: DimeMag)

Beasley was so good at KSU that Stats Only draft prognosticators rated him higher than Derrick Rose. He really was that great as a college player.

#8: The B-Easy Show (Andy G)

When a 21-year old Supercool Beas is the dominant personality — on the court and off — of your NBA basketball team, be prepared to suffer through some losing.

But that doesn’t mean it won’t be a fun ride. At his first Media Day, Beasley stole the show — or “created” the show, I guess. THE B-EASY SHOW.


#7: The Rookie Transition Program Scandal (Patrick J)

Hey, Wolves fans, Shabazz Muhammad isn’t the first player who’s donned a Wolves uni AND gotten his self in hot water at the NBA’s Rookie Transition Program: Mike Beasley did it too. And, as you might expect, Beasley’s story has a lot more color than Bazz’s run-of-the-mill groupie slip-up.

For those who don’t recall, Beasley decided to engage in some networking activities with fellow rookies Mario Chalmers and Darrell Arthur after a long day of hearing David Stern lectures. To relieve the stress of the day’s activities and their newfound professional responsibilities, they reportedly decided to smoke a little bit of marijuana–reefer–perhaps to the rhythmic beats of some Bob Marley reggae. (Eds. Note: “A little bit” is code for A LOT.)

The funny thing was, the juvenile antics turned conspiracy when, much to the surprise of NBA fans, we learned that Arthur and Chalmers had been fined for breaking the rules. “They seem like fairly benign dudes,” we thought. “It seems odd that they would be the ones smoking out at the Rookie Transition Program, and not somebody, like, say…Michael Beasley (!)”

Sure enough, a day or two later, the story broke that Beasley had been fined $50,000–more than double the amount Arthur and Chalmers were fined–and that he had been right at the center of the action. (Eds. Note: Beas was probably an old pro at that game, and he showed it that night, by allegedly acting as the FLUSHER who destroyed the evidence and almost getting away with it.) It wasn’t the best start to a career a player could have, but hey, at least no one can accuse Beas of trying to be something he’s not.

#6: Wolves Beat Clippers, Beas & D-Thrill Each Score 27 (Off the bench!) (Andy G)

OBVIOUS STATEMENT ALERT: Beasley and Rick Adelman did not hit it off. When Beas was playing hard (and yes, he did for a while) his shot went cold on him. Then he got hurt, then he lost his spot in the lineup, then he started sulking and jacking up dumb shots. (Which he often made!) All in all, it was a bad season for Mike Beasley.

But that doesn’t mean he didn’t have any hot nights. The best came at Staples Center against Chris Paul and Blake Griffin when Beasley and Derrick Williams each scored 27 points off the bench. (!) They shot a combined 20 for 25 from the field and 7 for 7 from downtown. It was one of those small sample size, regular-season flukes where you just hope you happen to be watching when it goes down. #LeaguePassAlert, and all that. Holy cow was that a ridiculous shooting performance. If he was watching, I bet Steph Curry was even impressed. The Wolves beat the Clippers that night even though Blake Griffin dominated Love, who eventually left the game with a minor injury that allowed Beas and Thrill to go to work.

#5: The “Mushing” Incident (Patrick J)

My #5 favorite Michael Beasley moment was when he mushed a heckler in a summer league game at Dyckman Park. Apparently Beas and the heckler, a chap named Garland Quince, were having words about something having to do with Kevin Durant, and Supercool Mike lost his (super) cool. Things escalated quickly. And then this happened:

(Eds. Note: For those who were wondering, Quince toughed it out, declined to press charges, and stayed at Dyckman, post-mush, to catch the rest of the action.)

#4: The time I personally witnessed Mike Beasley stick up for Jonny Flynn. (Andy G)

I’ve told this story before. Version 1 here. Version 2 here.

#3: Michael Beasley joining the Wolves  (Patrick J)

We all know that it didn’t work out for Mike Beas in ‘Sota. But that doesn’t mean it wasn’t a fun experiment. You could almost tell, just by looking at the pictures taken of Beasley at various points of the presser introducing him as the Wolves’ newest player–what a roller-coaster ride his time here was going to be.

Beas (being introduced at the beginning of the press conference): “I’m enthusiastic and my energy level is high!”

Beas (seven minutes into presser): “I’m putting on a serious face because I’m going to make the most out of my opportunity with the Wolves and act like a professional.”

Beas (mid-presser): “This is STRENUOUS! I’m feeling a little light-headed right now..”

Beas (nearing end of presser): “I’m just going to take a nap while you guys wrap this up.”

It kind of resembles the cycle of life…or something.


David Kahn was the GM who rolled the dice on Beasley and brought him to Minnesota. Whatever his faults as a talent evaluator, one thing David Kahn never failed at was somehow managing to say just the wrong thing in the most articulate way possible.

He did exactly that not long after he acquired Beasley from the Heat in Summer 2010, when, during a radio interview on 1500 ESPN, he said that “Michael smoked too much marijuana in Miami, but he tells me he isn’t doing that anymore.”

Umm, okay, David.

The main reason this rates so high on our list of all-time Beasley moments is because it was a two-fer: (1) Beasley (technically) didn’t do anything wrong–it was Kahn who stuck his foot in his mouth in the most bizarre of ways, and (2) it was definitely a top-5 best David Kahn interview, and maybe a top-3. Given how Kahn ran his mouth while Wolves POBO, you already know how high that bar is. (Eds. Note: You really do get more than your price of admission in that interview–Kahn doesn’t restrict his commentary to Beasley, he also sounds off on other PDW favorites J.R. Rider and Rashad McCants, among others. When will he finally get a Ted Talk??)

#1: Michael Beasley has a mentor, and that mentor is LeBron James (Patrick J & Andy G)

Michael Beasley had clearly never been pushed on the basketball court by someone who compelled him to make his team better–until this season. This postgame interview from November 12 reveals a lot about how good it is for Beasley to be in a winning culture like Miami’s and to have a mentor who happens to be the best basketball player who ever lived.

Hearing Beasley admit that he’s watching LeBron and trying to learn from him is probably the most mature thing I’ve ever heard him say. (Even if he does close the interview by saying, “My head’s shaped funny.”).

In all seriousness, whatever his flaws, we’re both huge fans of Mike Beasley not only for his personality quirks but also because –when he’s engaged–he’s such a dynamic offensive player and so fun to watch.

Here’s hoping for his continued success in Miami and wherever else his career takes him.

(Except tonight at Target Center, of course.)

UPDATE (2:25 CST): We made one egregious omission from Beasley’s Best up above: THE ESTATE SALE (!) A Wolf Among Wolves blogger Zach Harper was there that day and got the goods.  (Literally, he walked away with a framed Yale poster, straight outta Chez Beas). We’re not pretending we’re not jealous. 

Meanwhile, here’s some Beas video to groove to before the tilt. Enjoy the game.



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6 responses to “Super Cool: The Michael Beasley Appreciation Post

  1. Reezy

    Really miss Beas but glad he’s doing well in Miami. Another great moment was when they did “Pack Karoake” which was basically 2 minutes of Beas trying to remember the words to an NSync song. I was also sitting courtside a couple years ago and saw him post up Lamar Odom, reach back and pinch him in the leg(which caused Odom to noticeably jump and start complaining to the ref). Beas got the pass and hit a 18 footer while laughing. Easily one of the funniest things I’ve seen at a game

  2. Reezy

    I looked for a couple weeks after the game but never found it (surprisingly, Beas got away with something haha). It was that game against Dallas where Rubio put it between Dirk’s legs to Tolliver, pretty early in his rookie year I think. If the play with Beas wouldn’t have happened right in front of me, I don’t know if I would’ve noticed. Would probably have to watch the entire game tape to find it.

  3. Reezy

    Not as good as the NSync one, but still classic Beasley.

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